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33 "Game Of Thrones" Gifts You'll Love Almost As Much As The Show
BuzzFeedsThese products’ll make you wish you were a Lannister… so you could buy them all and still pay your debts.
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A wine glass that'll boost your confidence and your list of hobbies, to two.
Get it from Amazon for $10.99.
A Game of Thrones cookbook — you won't have lived until you've dined on dishes straight from the Red Wedding (then again, it's likely you won't live long after eating that, as well).
Promising Review: "Beautiful pictures, delicious recipes, fantastic tidbits of information, and this cookbook is easy to read — what's not to love? I found the recipes very faithful to the meals written within George R. R. Martin's universe, and the skill level of the recipes range from beginner to advanced, making it perfect for any fan that wants a more immersive experience. Some of these recipes have even become staples within my household — the honeyed chicken is just to die for!" —Miranda Becica
Get it from Amazon for $21.27.
An ugly Christmas sweater, because you're gonna ugly-cry every time you wear it and remember the fate of your favorite medieval doorman.
Get it from Walmart for $25.94+ (available in four colors and sizes S-3XL).
A transit map of Westeros can help you keep track of Daenerys mad concurring all them subway stops.
Get it from F&A Printing Co. on Etsy for $15.
A Jon Snow–inspired hoodie fit fur the Night's Watch.
Get it from ThinkGeek for $89.99 (available in sizes S-2XL).
Or a rolling pin that'll help you make something as sweet as Olenna Tyrell's revenge.
Get it from Dough Roller on Etsy for $24.
A hairy print you can put on your wall so you can get a taste of Tyrion's wisdom.
Get it from Nate Jones Design on Etsy for $20.
A hatchling candle because you know you're meant to be the mother of (tiny ceramic) dragons.
Get it from Firebox for $40.39.
A stately decal for your porcelain (I mean iron) throne.
Get it from World Factory Design on Etsy for $29.95 (available in four colors).
A Cersei Lannister doll that'll be a great friend to talk about family issues with.
Get it from Jet for $10.99.
A pec-heavy tote which is sure to be the whole kit and caboodle.
Get it from Smuggler on Red Bubble for $20 (available in S-L).
A slim, stackable mockingbird ring for your littlefinger.
Get it from Holy Land Jewelry on Etsy for $23.28+ (available in four metals and sizes 4-11).
A Stark head — it may help show that you belong in Winterfell despite that "beach is life" pic you took half an hour ago.
Get it from Firebox for $20.19.
A Game of Thrones Monopoly board, because if monopoly didn't drag on forever and kill you before... it most certainly will now (that is, if you're a major character and we haven't seen a plot twist in a whole 30 seconds).
Get it from Walmart for $53.04.
A punny T-shirt so you can show exactly what Tormund is planning for date night (other than making giant babies).
Get it from DC Visual Arts on Etsy for $22+ (available in four colors and sizes S-4XL).
A replica of the Iron Throne to, like, skewer fruit on during your next season premiere party.
Get it from Walmart for $42.45.
A set of favored character prayer candles that'll be lit in hopes that they stay alive (or just return from the dead another five times).
Get them from Shop Shrine On on Etsy for $35.
A plushie of George R.R. Martin — it just may be the best gift you ever give.
Get it from Jet for $22.95.
A cross-stitch Lannister pattern you can sew with the long yellow hairs Cersei no longer has on her head.
Get it from Lolita Made on Etsy for $4.
A 3D wolf lamp that'll be almost as legit as having a direwolf of your own.
This LED light is made of a flat glass plate that appears to be 3D when you look directly at it. It is safe to touch, will not overheat, and can change into eight different colors. Talk about mystical magic.
Get it from Amazon for $20.49.
A Christmas card with a pun sure to live on forever (according to the laws of season six).
Get it from Rumble Cards on Etsy for $4.51.
A knitted skirt with little birds who may whisper secrets only Varys knows.
Get it from ModCloth for $75 (available in sizes S-3X).
A dragon ear cuff can add some fire to your fringe this winter.
Get it from Silver Phantom Jewelry on Etsy for $23.99.
A fleece blanket sure to keep you warm, even when there is snow.
Get it from Amazon for $44.95.
A power-quote patch for the immortal woman in your life.
Get it from Freebird Apparel on Etsy for $11.14.
A shirt with no name you can wear to your season premiere party around all your overzealous costumed friends.
Get it from Amazon for $10.95+ (available in four colors and sizes S-2XL).
A Khaleesi and Khal Drogo necklace set to remind you how much love they had for each other... because it was at least an entire tasty horse heart's worth.
Get it from Inspire Me By Audrey on Etsy for $15.87.
An Iron Throne pop-up card, so you'll give the gift literally everyone wants.
Get it from Lovepop for $15.
A sassy pin fit for a queen (or rather, a Khaleesi).
Get it from Yesterdays Co on Etsy for $10.
A house clock which just may change allegiances as often as Lord Baelish.
Get it from Johny Vader 9 on Red Bubble for $30 (available in three colors).
A dragon egg cookie jar that'll definitely keep your treats unsullied.
Get it from GameStop for $29.99.
A minimalist travel print to show where you stand.
Get it from Harknett Prints on Etsy for $10.96+ (available in 12 locations).
And a print with a serious spoiler alert because *spoiler!* everyone is gonna make up and be best friends (George told us).
Get it from 2mzdesign on Red Bubble for $6.60 (available in two sizes).
Me after buying all of these for myself.
The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.
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